Caledoniyya

Twittering Gold

The following Tweeter is simply irresistible.

As the blurb goes, Justin (29) lives with his father (73) and chronicles the verbal nuggets of wisdom and cynicism.

It is hilarious, to wit:

“That woman was sexy…Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won’t screw you, don’t do it for them.” 5:10 PM Oct 12th from web

“Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don’t waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down.” 6:41 PM Oct 10th from web

“Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.” 6:03 PM Oct 5th from web

“You’re being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That’s not exactly what I’d call “a lot to lose.” 1:57 AM Oct 4th from web

“You’re gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it’s not the size of the asshole you worry about, it’s how much shit comes out of it.” 6:46 PM Sep 23rd from web

Superb – and just the tonic for the end of a heinous day.

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This entry was posted on October 27, 2009 by in Best of the Rest, Culture, Frivolities & Miscellaeny, Pop culture and tagged , , .
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